Sorry we are out of fries?

So I went to McDonalds and ordered one of their value meals size large.  Doesn't that mean you get a large soda and fry with the meal? The  lady handed me my large diet soda and then the bag of what should be a large fry and burger.  I looked inside and there was only a small fry inside the bag.  I waited for her to come back to the window to try to correct my order quickly as the cars were piling up behind me.  I said, "Hi, I ordered a large fry. If I only paid for a small can I pay for another small?" The lady looked back to the kitchen and then to me and then to the kitchen and then back to me and said, "We don't have enough fries for a large"

Ok.

?

McDonalds cunted my french fry craving.
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St. Paddy's day blinded me.

Jenna wore her boobs out on St. Paddy's day this year. Every time I looked at her or tried to talk to her my eyes would be driven down to her cleavage and I would lose my thought.  I felt like a dirty old man.

Jenna's boobs cunted my concentration
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Sometimes life gets busy

I was too busy this week to publish an article.

I cunted the CUNT Chronicles
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